Friday 28 February 2014

Miami Vice



The massive increase in the circulation of the Nordic Cultural Newsletter means that Jorvik Stilten has to find new editorial premises. He eventually finds a splendid office in the building that used to belong to the local authority’s Seashore Protection Agency (SPA). Since their devolution from SPA to so-called Beach Teams, and their subsequent relocation to the beach huts renovated after the recent storm, the protectors have been nominated for the annual Canute Awards since the sea-water is now seeping into the Victorian sewers. At least this has effectively won the on-going struggle against the infestation of rats, who can’t bear the salinity and have vacated their favoured residences. Stilten is already working on the next issue of the newsletter.

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