Sunday 18 May 2014

Poor Sister Bebarabilia

The poster announcing today’s pubic prayer meeting has been corrected, and the nuns’ chorus from the Cruxicogentian Retreat at Little Porrit arrive on their quad bikes (Sister Bebarabilia, from Huddersfield, is in mourning for Hull’s defeat in the Cup Final, but the others as Arsenal supporters are all hung over). Frab, a devout atheist counter-tenor, has agreed to accompany them. The traffic at the new roundabout grinds to a halt as the nuns start singing. The Seven Dials Ladies’ Kabbala Tsimtsum Circle are perplexed. They had not predicted such a happening (the reader will recall that the roundabout has very special properties). However all is resolved when everyone (including Oud Ramonides who is unbelievably wearing shorts) joins in the singing.

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