Resolving the Perturbations

Something is disturbing the equilibrium in the mystical world of Rabbi Oud Ramonides. He is browsing through two books, the one that his daughter Kugarita has given to his son (the Idiot’s Guide to Macrame Theory), and Frab’s Illustrated Reikarian Meditation. The latter looks more relevant. He resolves to practice the essential meditation exercises for twenty minutes each day until the perturbations are resolved and the direction of the tikun corrected. Meanwhile at Little Porrit, the nuns’ at the Cruxicogentian Retreat are arranging a Giggle (Sister Berberabilia who is slightly hard of hearing) misheard one of Oud’s weekly lectures about Kabbala. Over time the Giggle will acquire a life of its own, and become a national tradition, like a Ceilidh.